(I broke my elbow.)
Yes, it’s true. In a moment of extreme uncoordination, at a stop I began to keel over on my road bike and failed to get out of my toe clips in time to catch myself. Instead, I bravely attempted to cushion my landing with my left arm – aka “the T-Rex arm.”
Rather than break my fall though, it broke itself, leading to the intensely pleasurable saying “Wode gebo zhou guzhe le!” Say it out loud yourself. Go on, try it. Great fun!